Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Wood Chip

A person who lives with chainsaws and 2 stroke gasoline. Likes to harvest wood in its natural state. Also known to cut down telephone poles for fire wood. i.e. "City Logger".
Facial appearances are similar to "Roofers".

"He said he was a "Bird evictor", but I knew he was a "Wood chip".

by bonedust April 14, 2010

Chip Tax

Stealing a chip from someone, but then you owe them head

*steals chip*
friend: CHIP TAX

by mbxisne June 06, 2021

chip chest

that feeling in your throat when you’re eating chips like it hasn’t gone down shortly followed by heartburn

Oh mate I’ve had too many chips I’ve got chip chest.

by annablakely July 28, 2023

Coya Chips

The mythical tale of the Coya Chips is known far and wide. Me, myself, have never seen the extravagant chip. Through magnificent tales is the only way I've heard of it. Never have I received one or witnessed someone receive one.

Coya chips are better than torilla chips

by naitsabeS March 19, 2022

Car chips

The chips you take to work to eat on your breaks and leave in your car because you’re too lazy to bring them back from the house.

“Oh yeah, those are my car chips so I can have them on my break at work.”

by Not gay lovers April 20, 2022

Sad fish and chips

When you are having fish and chips but you don't have chips.

I was having fish and chips, but it was sad fish and chips

by September 03, 2023