A fork of Rural Dictionary
A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”
A strong urge to buy shoes you can't afford.
" Ughh I got shoe fever but I can't buy anything right now."
Pleasuring oneself
Clare: "Where have you been Tommy?"
Josh: "Sorry, I was busy shoe dropping"
A man who has modeled his life on everything about being a warrior, yet has no shame to own a massive shoe collection.
The shoe warrior is contemplating on making a late night trip to Walmart to purchase a shoe rack.
When a female is asleep and she gets rammed in the asshole so hard she wakes up thinking you shoved a shoe up there.
I just pajama shoes my girlfriend in her sleep.
when you pull out of a girl before you cum then go in her shoe. Promptly kick her out so she has your cum all over her foot!
Dude you gave her the old shoe trick? yeah man she walked home in my jizz!