A fork of Rural Dictionary
Hi, I play Keeper in an online game, called Anarchy Online. I can't kill anyone, because I watch porn while pvping. And if i finally loose i blame the AO servers for the lag, not my filesharing program downloading the newest hustler releases.
OMG, did you see I am a keeper in AO? I did not even have time to jerk off over that five minute Paris Hilton clip. my defenses were down already and those 5 people killed me. We need more tanking abilities!!
The Devils Gate Keeper: This is the cross between constipation and sketchy food decisions. You are alerted to this phenomenon by gut wrenching twisting pain in your lower abdomen. The kind of pain that makes you want to curl up in a ball and die. This pain is usually associated with the explosive diarrhea which follows a long night of light beer and Taco Bell. The difference is once you finally crawl to the toilet because it hurts too much to stand, you are not greeted with violent relief. Instead the pain continues as you strain and push with the force to cause a brain hemorrhage until you are finally able to pop the cork of despair. Once this happens you almost die as you feel your soul exit your body via your ass.
So I’m a little bit dehydrated and had ten day old leftover chicken gumbo for lunch yesterday, which caused me to battle the devils gate keeper this morning.
When a girl is not a "Fuck and chucker" and worth keeping around because she is awesome.
I'm not sleeping with you till date 5/6 , I want to know you're not a "Fuck and chucker"
...i'm insulted you would even say that, you're clearly a "sleeper and keeper"
Nickname for a biological mother who has done nothing but traumatize her children, then lose custody of said children, and choose drugs over everything and anything. Her idea of bonding is offering you to tag-along for a night of blowing bums and contracting STDs. She refuses to take accountability or apologize for selling her children for drugs, abandon them in strangers apartments, and every other fucked up thing she’s done.
Hey, who’s that?
That’s my biological mother, we call her the Crypt Keeper.
Like from Tales Of The Crypt?
Exactly, but crackhead version.
One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.
Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.
Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
not a prude but not dishing out the piece to any (one) trying to get their hands in the cookie jar.
see: Women Have All The Power. Too Bad They Don't Know It. by: Michael J. Lockwood :)
Guy: 'Damn that girl is a piece keeper, she just keeps me chasing her and never giving out anything."
Aidan Keeper of Ducks a fucking legend the soundest guy you know be careful he's the bearer of the greatest name in the universe and owns ducks built for war. He is a god among men apart of the AXDXN super army.
Oh no its Aidan Keeper of Ducks in our presence we have to show obedience before he unleashes his ducks.