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Bury the turtle

The act of going balls deep (vaginally, anally, and or orally) in anyone (thing) with an erect penis

I'm going to bury the turtle in that dirty slut

by Sterling Koch June 08, 2022

Burying my snail

Female masturbation in the office, specifically with a sex toy.

I am too busy to help you right now, I am busy burying my snail, said Cynthia, just give me a little privacy.

by Sasquatch67 December 03, 2015

Bury my plow

Farming for ass

I am going out into my cousins field to see if I can bury my plow

by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016

Bury

I don’t know why the other definitions on this site are presenting bury as a good place. It is a shithole. There are two types of teenagers in bury - chavs and aLt KiDs. The chavs will try and ask for your snap. My advice is to not give it out unless you want to receive shitty dick pics and get called a slag for not sending nudes. Whereas the alts will probably stay awake unless provoked there are many of them that will “start” on you for no apparent reason. The one thing both of these social groups have in common is asking for cigs. They mostly all smoke Richmond's so any chance to smoke a proper cig is a marvel to them. Apart from this bury itself is an ok town. It has decent shops and some nice places. However you may want to avoid places such as: “Bury Urbis”, “Cracktunnel” and Millennium. Avoid these places unless you want to get second hand high, robbed, or called a dick.

“Are you going to bury today?” “Nah I’d rather go to Manchester since Bury is just a B-tech of it anyway.”

by eDgYbOi November 12, 2021

Burying and leaving

When you get your grill preggers but leave her with what you left buried like a true alpha

Chad, we bring you to court this day on the account of "burying and leaving." What is your defence?

by 4quaad January 18, 2018

Bury at Sea

An attempt to close down a contentious matter by taking unilateral action. Usually has the opposite effect and spawns a thousand conspiracy theories

The US Army chose to bury at sea; "Megatron", leader of the "Decepticons", to maintain the illusion that there are no aliens on earth, and society is safe.

by ohnonotanotherid May 04, 2011

bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush

Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!

by Dj McSwiggins August 05, 2017