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concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.

I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.

by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009

Man-woman concert

A Man-woman concert is a form of concert without formal regulation or legislation on the purchase of tickets. Usually have less safety guidelines and precautions.

"im off to a Man-woman concert tonight!" "Be careful steve..."

by Xx_Mitni_xX February 18, 2025

BJ concert

A chorus and/or plethora of blowjobs occurring in one venue at the same time. Often mistaken for a musical concert by the artist Billy Joel.

Steve must be on tour this fall, that was his third BJ concert this month.

by Bob7768 March 27, 2011

Awesome concert

1. To smoke marijuana. 2. in an anti-drug use commercial two students were cought smoking marijuana in a concert hall bathroom. They kept repeating how they were at an "awesome concert."

"Hey babe, you wanna go to an awesome concert in my car with the windows up?"

by Tropicaligloo August 24, 2008

Miles Concert

a very embarrassing and pathetic attempt at getting a girl. A completely humbling experience. Instant rejection.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see how he asked her out?" Person 2: "Yeah, it was a total Miles Concert"

by Snow snowy snow November 24, 2022

concerteer

A person who performs concerts, but wants to sound more like a Spanish swordsman.

Spence Peppard likes to play concerts for people, but he often corrects them when they call him a musician. “No, no. I’m a concerteer, madam.” Then he takes out his sword and cuts his initials in the drapes, but he’s illiterate, so he gets the letters wrong. What an imbecile.

by Stormy Tuesday February 11, 2018