A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a website glitches and doesn’t charge a credit card after repeated purchases.
I bought these shoes and never got charged… I think I’m in credit card nirvana
A type of credit card that is backed by a savings account used as collateral on the credit available with the card.
"You don't have a credit history? Let me help you by applying you to a secured credit card"
when you get a random wedgie when your ginch rides up into your ass crack.
Jeeze, Tom, get your hand out of your pants! WTF is wrong with you? Trying to reverse an unauthorised credit card swipe. Ahh, ginch up your crack, eh? Okay, I had no idea. . .
Girl that works at your bank and blocks your credit card you need an increase on to pay for a weekend with your sugar baby. So instead you hit on her because she sounds fine as hell with tig ol bitties
Damn that credit card call center girl just cock blocked me. Might as well throw some love at her. Sure she had no life other than drinking. She works at a bank. Who could blame her and she is a call girl
When your partner is laying face down and you slide your phone down their ass cheeks by trick shooting it in from a distance.
Yeah, we were just laying on his Garfield bed sheets and I got up Credit Card Swiping him.
When you use yo tongue as a credit card and you lick yo womans pussy as a reader and everytime you go up and down she makes a beep sound
Yeah me and Emily did The Credit Card Reader the other day