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creme ala meow meow

"creme ala meow meow" also referred as a woman's cum, people who use this phrase, are often horny and can't think about anything else than pu$$y.

Leo: So did you have fun last night?

Jay: Yeah bro, her creme ala meow meow was all over the place!

Leo: sick.

by dabi's vibrator January 18, 2021

I'd put creme Fraiche on that

To be attracted to someone from the oppisite sex diverted from american hit comedy show south park

if a girl/guy is attractive nudge your buddy and say "I'd put some creme fraiche on that" (;
look at her I'd put creme Fraiche on that

by cremefraiche April 27, 2011

Creme bru-laid

When a woman hasn't had sex for a while and her vagina has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon.

"She hadn't been shafted in so long I ended up getting Creme bru-laid last night"

by StepfordKnife April 10, 2014

creme de la merd

The best of the worst.

(From the French saying, "creme de la creme," except that it means "cream of the shit")

Taco Bell is the creme de la merd of late night fast food dining.

by Anomaly September 25, 2005

Creme de la Penis

A fancy and French variation of the word “semen”

Yo dude! That sauce looks like Creme de la Penis

by SkeetSkeetQuail May 03, 2019

Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme

Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies :)

Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2:*eating hershey's cookies 'n' creme* It's Hershey's cookies 'n'creme of course!
Girl 1: What does it taste like?
Girl 2: Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies
Girl 1: I want some!
Girl 2: No, get your own!

by Hersheylover247 October 26, 2011

chocolate chip creme pie

its when you rub chocolate spread (nutella, cho. frosting etc.) into a girls vajayjay and then eat her out until she cums

Cornelius is such a gentleman, hes all about pleasing the ladies, when we were in junior high he gave me a chocolate chip creme pie

by chocolate chip creme pie July 16, 2014