A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dinosaur still in existence today. It much resembles a simple bump. It moves slowly on dry land but fears being found and especially touched. To aid in its evasion, it often becomes covered in a mysterious liquid and disappears even though it's right in front of you.
Friend 1: "Dude, I managed to touch the elusive Hilarious Clitoris!"
Friend 2: "Its called the Hilarious Clitoris (clit-or-i-s) actually.. But that must have blown mother nature's mind!"
Friend 1: "No, but it blew your moms world!"
When you ram a girls vaj and it goes red raw.
You may aks her if she wants a hard fuck "hey babe do you want to contract Citris Clitoris tonight".
also a roman general and the greek god of vaginal pain and contractions!
When you're having sex with a girl who's easy to spread and you make her cream so much that her genital area resembles a mayonnaise spread.
Guy 1- Tell me about that girl you met the other night!
Guy2- I ended up taking her home and it turns out she's one of those mayonnaise clitoris types!
She gave me blue balls so i gave her a spewing clitoris in return
Any work colleague with the initials CD that is extremely randy
"Please be careful of the CD he's a horny one" definition Clitoris Destroyer
The greatest pjilosopher of all time who had many great ideas that made today's society better.
"hey have you heard about clitoris?"
"talking about philosofy at that time of the morning?"
The reason why your girl left you for a guitarist
She: I want this guy to rub my clitoris like he plays guitar. <3