A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cris is a kid that will always cheer you up when your sand and always make you smile and laugh one of the best friends that you could ever have. If he does fall in love with a girl his girls name would go well with Angelina or Jessica.
“Who’s your best friend?” “Cris” He’s really funny”
It is when you have a friend that is bald but wears a wig.(Can be used for anybody)
Friend 1: Cris Is Bald, Cris Is Bald
Friend 2: He does wear a wig
Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.
- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri
The best couple. They love each other more than they know. Kody love cris more though. <3
Kody & cris are so cute together I can't wait to see there kids.