A fork of Rural Dictionary
a theory created by professional sexists abdullah and taha the theory states that: 1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa 2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa
"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"
To shun away ; to cast out of the in crowd
Looks like he got dissed
yo ur ass loooking juicy can i hit bro wtf ur dissed asf get out of here
After hooking up or dating someone, they disrespectfully dump you & move on
Me: hey Marko, did gee ever call you back? Marko: no, I keep texting & calling but she’s not responding. Me: oooosh bro, you got dissed & dismissed!!!
A girl who is wifey material but likes belonging to the streets. She can’t be cuffed because she gets bored easily. Be careful when you meet one of them.
Him: Dude be careful she’s a disse, you don’t want to simp for her.
Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.
Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.