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Brain Loss

A condition that causes you to become a non-dangerous psychopath and is caused by either over-working or being bitten by Snata. Stay away from these people if you hate the environment. They yell 'Respect the environment!!!' and post lyrics of songs on WhatsApp groups, also monsters under your bed, and many strange things that will cause you to want to bash their heads in.

Person with brain loss: Respect the environment
Others: *bash head in*

by Stranger Words April 30, 2020

Loss of control

refers to a situation in which a driver is unable to maintain proper control over the vehicle, often resulting from factors such as slippery road conditions, mechanical failure, or the vehicle's response to a collision. This loss of control can lead to the car veering off its intended path, spinning, or sliding, and may increase the risk of further accidents or collisions.

A scene of where a young man in his late 20s name Jeremy watching a gay sex porn video on porn hub and jerking off while driving and he loss of control when he was distracted.

Passenger 1 (Shocked): "Is that... explicit content? Where's that coming from? Oh my God, is that guy in the Honda fit behind us-what the hell is he doing?"

Passenger 2 (Angry):"is this dude serious? He's literally jerking off while driving! That's disgusting!"

Passenger 3 (Concerned): "Someone call the police! This guy's gonna kill someone!

Passenger 4 (Nervous): "I have a bad feeling about this. He's gonna hit someone any second now!"

Passenger 5 (Screaming): "Oh my God! He just hit that old lady’s car! What's wrong with him?!"

• Passenger 6 (Frantic): "Hold on! He's heading straight for us—brace yourself!"

All: AHHHHHHHHH *honda hits the bus*

Passenger 5 (Terrified): "Brace yourselves! He hit us! He freaking hit us!"

The Honda after collided into the bus went into the lagoon.

Passenger 3: "And he still had that nasty stuff playing. What kind of person does this?! This has to be the most messed-up thing l've ever seen!"

Person 2: "Good riddance! I'm sorry, but he almost killed everyone here. That's karma right?”

Passenger 4: "And he had, like, porn playing on full blast! It was crazy! He just plowed through everything in his way and he didn’t stopped to see what he did and plunged into the sea. Good for him for colliding into our bus and that innocent old woman in her lil’ car!"

by EMD F59PHI January 26, 2025

loss of profit

It's when someone or something becomes a waste of time. Time is money bitch.

Also bad choices, foods you don't like to eat, When someone makes a mistake, Those things can all be a loss of profit.

You buy a car for way too much money and it breaks, loss of profit!

by Breannaleigh August 06, 2007

Loss Day

Loss day is the day on which we celebrate the origin of loss memes, it was first used on june 2 by a user named Tim, and it has ever since dominated the meme pages of Instagram

"Hey dude, it's June 2! Loss day! Can't wait for all the loss memes today!"

by Ian9437 June 02, 2018

complicated loss

n. a loss (i.e., at competitive sports), for a large number of reasons which are somehow related, and which requires devoted thought to fully comprehend.

The attacks of September 11, 2001 amount to a complicated loss.

by [classified.02] November 10, 2010

Pathetic Loss Syndrome

It is a fantasy football course. It smells horrible and feels even worse. It occurs when you lose to someone so pathetic, you actually feel and smell like a loser. It typically only lasts 1 week, thankfully. Benefits: The sorry ass winner gets to feel like a somebody for 6 days. Cure: Time.

When Mexican Steve's SORRY ass team of backups beats your monster team of sexy football scoring beasts. You actually get the Pathetic Loss Syndrome. Steve continues to think his team is better than it is, almost snaking people with trades for backups, just to slowly be let down in the end. Yuck. You dont want this!

by Bigdaddymang October 20, 2019

Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!

Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"

by Hym Iam January 11, 2024