A fork of Rural Dictionary
'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.
If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.
To shit so hard you feel as though your vital organs have shifted and you're not sure if something you needed blasted out.
During Patrick's trip to Mexico, he drank the water and shit your brains out.
When Lightning McQueen fucked your mom and made her cheeks go clap.
Connor: I fucked your mom shit lips.
Greg: *cries but in big sad mood*
Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.
Ernie: Your mother ain't shit!
An extremely fun, challenging, survival horror game where you attempt the impossible... to not shit your pants!
Don't shit your pants is an excellent trainer for a toddler.
to have explosive, gas-laden dihorrea so bad that is peppers the toilet pan with a yellowy speckled spray of liquid shit. It may actually stick to the underside of the seat.
Avoid the dirty burgers from there, you'll shit your ring off.
The day you make fun of that one kid that shat their pants.
Person 1: hey remember that day you shit your pants? Well today is shit your pants day. It’s your day.
Person 2: wtf