A fork of Rural Dictionary
The couple of bits of bog roll you throw in to prevent backsplash before dropping the kids off at the pool
bro 1: damn, I gotta unload the groceries real bad
bro 2: don't forget the pap dampner, you don't want splashback
The act of ingesting hydrocodone compounds and proceeding to have a consensual gay chat session with your friend, however neither of you are gay (potentially closeted though, or bi-curious).
I just got a new script of vicodin and I'm ready to Pap and Moosh with my friend.
Adj: A moment in time whereby a member of the unwashed masses will begin to furiously rub themselves against a female's "lady bits" quite often leading to friction burns or a possible fire hazard. This episode will inevitably lead to a pap smear to rule out possible infectious agents.
Joanne: God i've an awful case of the pap scratchings
Deedee: Would you like me to rub some ointment on the affected area?
A picture of your face with no caption, usually sent on snapchat. It is now defined
I sent him a face pap and he didn't reply!
This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.
Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!