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Urban Scorpion

A discarded hypodermic needle commonly found in large metropolitan areas, abandoned by IV drug users and irresponsible diabetics after use.

Friend: "Hey i'm going skating today at Wells Fargo."
Me: "Careful around there, lots of urban scorpions. Don't fall and get stung."
Friend: "Dude I have Hep C anyway no worries fam"

by dopelesshopefiend August 28, 2017

Urban Scorpion

One who has never heard of urbandictionary, and therefore MUST have been living under a rock.

Mario had never heard of urbandictionary? What an urban scorpion!

by UrbanUploader May 24, 2015

Scorpion#9007

A discord guy

My discord is Scorpion#9007

by Scorpion discored May 17, 2018

Sneaky scorpion

As a scorpion fail is happening, Bill Cosby slips something in.

Have you heard about Steve Harvey getting the sneaky scorpion last night?

by Big Daddy Payne April 08, 2023

scorpion Diana

Diana as a scorpion is very smart and cunning. She loves her family and friends. She walks with faith and confidence. Her greatest trait is walking away from drama. She does not care about politics or kissing ass. She is invincible and when she loves she loves hard. Her life is simple and never lives above her salary. She is harsh when she says no and believes in NO requires no explanation. She admires true sincere and friends with integrity. What goes around comes around, therefore, she sits back and watches Karma take its course. Revenge is no longer important to her. Diana has learned that we all end up in the same place! 6 FT under and you can’t take your material things with you. A true scorpion Diana admires true talent and knows that being powerful is lady strength. Challenges are looked upon as a lesson to learn. Scorpion Diana is always a leader. She will fix your crown and keep it to herself. Think gently about shaking the world! “Gandhi” she is beautiful inside & out. She is brutally honest. She has integrity. She picks & chooses her battles. She is strong and loves deeply. A scorpion Diana is definitely a must have friend. Always thinking like a queen, for she protects her king! A Scorpio Diana will be admired for surviving the traps that were set up for her, she is not curious and happiness is her ultimate goal. All the good Scorpio Diana are definitely a little crazy!

Scorpion Diana loves life!

by Scorp101 February 05, 2024

Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.

"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"

by HonestTom October 25, 2009

Scorpion c-ops

One of the OG c-ops players.
Scorpion started raiding servers and hacking in the game late 2020. Most people know him as the “Discord Roadman” due to him being known for beefing the community.

Scorpion c-ops is a real G

by David160 October 30, 2021