A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick
have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty
Someone who is so juicy that that are just such a freaking cranberry.
OMG! Why you gotta be such a freaking cranberry?
It tastes like a Juan’s cock on a Tuesday
This sprite cranberry spice tastes like Juan’s cock on a Tuesday
When you dip your cock in period blood and fuck a chicken.
"Did you hear about how the guy we went to college with got arrested?" "Yea, yet another poor chicken left a victim of the Kentucky Cherry Cranberry."
Quite honestly just canned cranberry sauce
Wanna watch me make my split second cranberry sauce? To late you blinked
Intense itching of the skin, often seen after working in the yard. Often in places in the yard where cranberries are known to grow. Most notably experienced by Ben Cranston when he can't reach his back.
Ben: Dang, I've got a bad case of the Cranberry Itch! George: You've been out in the yard all day. Of course you got it. Ben: (scoffs) Listen, Riker, don't do me this way. I need some calamine lotion, fast! Liv: Ben, have you been in the Cranberry again? I told you you'd get Cranberry Itch if you go out there. Ben: Yeah, and it's killing me. Scratch it for me, would you?