A fork of Rural Dictionary
Discovering Karma's a bitch.
Man, so it came back and bit you in the ass, well, sometimes you fuck the giraffe, sometimes the giraffe fucks you.
To masturbate or pleasure yourself sexually. Can also be assigned to a person. Explain my/your/his/her/etc giraffe.
Jerk off, Whack off, Wank, handjob
-CF, The LLS-
Oh I feel better now, I just explained the giraffe.
When a girl tightly wraps her lips around a mans penis
Oooh, she's a good giraffe hugger
the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.
Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.
a person that sits in the mud all day then when it's dinner time and thinks it can come inside and eat.
That dirty giraffe is not going to be eating next to aunt Edna tonight or any other night without showering first
The act of being angry at something or someone. Used to describe anger.
I am so mad I could punch a giraffe
A giraffe fight is when males try to establish dominance in a pack to impress a female. Usually the males greatly outnumber the females.
(at a party with a high male to female ratio) Oh man, its a giraffe fight in here.