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Whitney

Weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Very annoying but fun to be around. Loves books and loves to procrastinate every assignment ever. Or just not do it. Seems like a 4 year old but makes weird sex jokes so isn’t. Overall a very crazy person.

Omg you are such a Whitney!
Really?
Yeah!

by TheStarGirl22 October 07, 2022

Whitney

A person who is weirdly obsessed with cows and ur mom jokes. Is very annoying but good to be around. Loves books and always procrastinates every assignment every. Or just doesn’t do it. Seems like a 4 year old but also makes weird sex jokes so can’t be 4. Just an overall crazy person.

Omg you are such a Whitney!
Really!

Yeah I can totally see it!
Me too

by TheStarGirl22 October 07, 2022

Whitney

A weird, ugly, annoying person. Who likes to stare at people. Also known as Nancy/Natalie. Listens to Juice WRLD and Taylor Swift instrumental. #NerfMiner

“Look, someone’s staring at me! It must be Whitney.”

by Nerf miner #3000 December 13, 2021

Whitney

A person who complains about everything after a routine medical procedure

That girl is being such a Whitney, it was just a tubal!

by Kbrochaim December 29, 2019

Whitney

A dumb bitch that will tear apart your heart and life you can never trust a person named Whitney she is the most manipulative person you will ever meet she will most likely make you think that she is becoming really close to you but it ends up that she never cared she will always turn the things she did against you over all Whitney’s cannot be trusted

Dude I just made a huge mistake

What is it
I caught feelings for a WHITNEY

by Astopidbitchwithnofriends November 17, 2019

Whitney

A female that sucks at wordhunt.

Whitney is a walking L in wordhunt.

by Gotyoahh69 November 26, 2021

Whitney

A really attractive mixed man who is just smarter than everyone and knows it.

Ooh, that Ryan Gosling is such a hottie, such a Whitney.

by whitney1a February 02, 2016