A fork of Rural Dictionary
What a guy asks you when hes horny
Mathew: "Would you let me fuck you?"
Emily: "Your the last person I wanted to give my virginity to."
this nigga hurt. either about to walk away or hurt you severely.
person a: you a lame ass bitch
person b: you know what? fuck you.
The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
When your friends Freon made a joke and you made it worse and used it in urban dictionary
Daimian I’m fucking the doom slayer
Why the fuck are you fucking the doom slayer
When you make friends with a stage 5 clinger and for your own safety you have no choice but to stay friends with them until one of you dies.
Girl: "That's too crazy..."
Friend : "Sorry sista, You fuck with me, you stuck with me"