A fork of Rural Dictionary
A swiftie bestie refers to a best friend who is one of the most amazing people ever. It is a person who is very kind and very trustful. It is a person who is very talented but does not accept it because they are very humble at the same time. Overall this person is best best friend that one can ever ask for.
My best friend from Wisconsin is very talented and very kind. She is very trustful and can be trusted with anything. Overall she is an amazing swiftie bestie.
Swiftie Bestie refers to a best friend who is a very tallented, nice and amazing person who makes u feel the best version of yourself.
My amazing best friend who is super tallented and from wisconsin is such a swiftie bestie
The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
A very awesome tiktok account on thin fucking ice.
Swiftie with anxiety 44 is an Amazing tiktok that deserves a Oscar
The point at which you are just drunk enough that Taylor Swift songs become tolerable.
"Hey Lynnsey, let's get Taylor Swifty tonight! I'll wear a t shirt. You wear a short skirt."
A day that which we appreciate the wonderful person we know as Swifty
"Do you know what day it is?" July 18th? "Not just July 18th, its July 18: swifty appreciation day!"
Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.