Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Reverse Caveman

When your dressed like Fred Flinstone and you give yourself a reach around while squatting

The best thing about wearing a kilt is dropping my shit and giving myself a reverse caveman while I'm down there.

by Tendervittles0 August 27, 2022

Caveman Style

A method of ordering fast food when you are on a Paleo, Primal, low-carb or gluten free regimen. a cheeseburger or other sandwich ordered with no bread, no fries, just place the meat and cheese in a clamshell and pile the veggies and condiments on top.

"Welcome to R****'s. may I help you?" "I would like a cheesy greaseburger caveman style and a large, unsweetened tea please."

by navarre1095 July 13, 2013

Caveman Style

The term used when one (male) spits on one’s hand and furiously masturbates until they jizz on themselves and instead of washing it off, leaves the spit and nut mixture to dry on their hand.

I saw Jerald going caveman style in the bathroom yesterday and then shake jamal’s hand.

by Spaceboihenreh December 23, 2023

Beastly Caveman

A caveman who lives the most luxurious and boujee life most commonly referred to as An Duc.

An Duc is a beastly caveman

by Caveman Diaries April 27, 2018

Caveman music

The sound of thousands of nipples clanking together in furious glory

Individual #1: Hey bro, have you heard the new caveman music album? Individual#2:No, I didn't! Individual#1: It's lit fam!!!44!14!!!

by rkweakfoef July 14, 2017

caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

by Creme Pie Master 420 November 03, 2015

Sexy Caveman

JAG with a beard.

Look at you JAG, you haven’t shaved, you’re a sexy caveman.

by Samjokarl17 August 08, 2021