A fork of Rural Dictionary
To be knocked out with one blow
"Larissa pulled a one hitter quitter on Faualii when she farted in front of him the first time, she literally blew him away"
Someone who uses needles to shoot up drugs (usually heroin). Another word for a Junkie *Hepi as referring to Hepatitis which you can get from dirty needles
Kate’s boyfriend is a fuckin hepi-hitter, can you believe that shit!
Another word to use for a female’s breasts. This is a good substitute and slightly classier than tits, jugs, boobies, or bitties.
Guy 1: Dude did see the girl they hired? Guy 2: No? Guy 1: Yeah some white chick with no ass but some great front hitters. I hope she comes by and talk to us. Guy 2: No girls ever talk to me, I think it’s how I carry myself
Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.
"Poor Dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter"
A person who uses the carrot as a pipe to get a hit. Mostly weed is used.
Hey man, do you want to play ball tonight? Sorry, man I hit that carrot in the morning, can't do it. Sheesh Fuck man, you are a real carrot hitter.
when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
LOLOLOLOLOL THE CLOCK HITTER