A fork of Rural Dictionary
Basically saying kill your self but in robloxes tos
Roblox kid: Bro stop exploiting you cheater!
Other Roblox Kid: Kale Your Shelf.
being trash at fortnite and semi decent at csgo just because he plays it all day. Secretly likes slumdog, blue waffle, sti adopted peru childs but isn't open about it. Really likes touching anorexic kids balls and sucking his brother's nips.
Wow, he is such a Spencer Kale Rudin.
Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."