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A group of people labelled as terrorists by Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau who just want to make vaccination against COVID-19 optional
I think Canada has blown the situation with the Ontario Truckers way out of proportion
the ultimate place of residency for the resident that ejaculates like lake ontario.
ex. Narwall: you know Shon?
Aayon: Yes everyone knows Shon.
Narwall: Did you know he cums like Lake Ontario?
a large area where the resident ejaculates
shon: i ejaculated like lake ontario after i saw those hips
stupid ass town 20 minutes away from windsor. we have about 7 different pizza places but not a single walmart.
“where do you live”
“essex ontario”
“ew fuck off hoe”
Orangeville is a lovely place if you happen to be a bedridden deaf mute. Their streets are the sole preserve of troglodytes whose regards for subtlety and variation is comparable to a pigs passion for the slaughterhouse, their homes are the homely equivalent of a prolonged bowl movement followed by an unexpected absence of toilet paper. Incase I haven’t made myself clear: I thought I'd be in Hollywood by now.
Orangeville, Ontario is full of the fruitless
A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.
Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.
I'm very excited for Doug Ford to build the mega spa. I have my friend Leon who really wants to see the construction of the Ontario Place Mega Spa. He told me he absolutely regretted donating to a charity organization that advocates stopping the mega spa construction. I agree!
I haven't been into spas, but Therme Canada will do a fantastic job with the spa. Leon has told me he is even became a huge Doug Ford supporter and he's rooting for Doug Ford in the next provincial election in 2026. I agree with Leon 100%! While you're at it Doug Ford, build that 403 as well!
Ontario Place For The Mega Spa!