Country Dictionary

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stale bread

your only meal once a month

mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread

by Katie yEeYeE December 03, 2019

The stale snicker

When a man or woman takes a shit and then freezes it . Then uses the frozen turd as a dildo

Dude That chick let me give her a the stale snicker last night

by Theasspunisher May 04, 2022

garbage stale

What the printed plastic sign actually reads when you purchase it at the hardware/department store; this truly represents what many of the typical household-surplus provenders are attempting to pawn off on others over the weekend. Prior to posting the sign, people have to make a neat horizontal cut underneath the "r", and two vertical cuts --- one between the "r" and the "b", and the other between the "s" and the "t" --- and then slide the two halves of the sign together one letter's width to cover those two pesky "revealing letters" and form a new (and deceitful!) message.

Be on the lookout for staples and tape holding the "garbage stale" sign together, if you want to determine what those sidewalk-shysters are **really** selling.

by QuacksO September 23, 2017

stale boner

a boner that looks and feels fine to anyone but you
stale morning blood running through your shaft,
perhaps still with the morning
making you spiral with the lazy of the morning

she didn't notice my stale boner, so we did it anyway

by fghj8889999 June 22, 2021

stale sandwich

That time when your drunk and do a hot sandwich , but fall asleep and when you wake up the shit is crusty .

Oh man. I was so shitfaced last night ! Had sex with this girl and she gave me a hot sandwich. But i passed out and by the time i woke up , she was gone and that hot sandwich turned to a stale sandwich .

stale banter

When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke

That person has stale banter

by Thirdofthefourth June 10, 2016

stale weed

Weed that makes you cough a lot.

*cough* *Cough* I think you gave me stale weed! *Cough*

by Ryan1050 November 01, 2015