A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you make oatmeal but it’s too hot. So you just sick your dick in it and stir it around
Damn that oatmeal’s hit, better steamroller that shit
a sexual position in which a man gives his partner a reverse thigh job while recieving a blowjob from the front from a third person
Jack: "Man last night was wild! John gave me a steamroller until I busted all over Jeremy's face! fuckin' awesome dude!" Jeremy: "Dude what the fuck that's private"
An offshoot of a Boston pancake / Cleveland steamer situation that, oddly enough, originates in Florida. Both sexual partners take turns defecating on the floor to produce a pile a poop. Once the pile is sufficient, the couple assume a wheelbarrow race position, with the man holding the womens legs and the woman positioning her chest above the pile of poop. When ready, the woman depresses her chest into the feces while the man pushes and pulls her forwards and backwards, thus "steamrolling" the shit. If factors allow, the wheelbarrow sex position may simultaneously be implemented for maximum pleasure.
Uncle Bill gave me a cleveland steamroller last weekend, I think I'm in love with him.
(In a level system game) When you complete a level on your very first try.
EricVanWilderman: "I managed to Steamroll through Polargeist it was crazy!"
Someone of italian descent that can run a meeting giving out tasks like an absolute legend.
Dom is a total long island steamroller. Seriously no one runs meetings better than him.
When two Jewish seniors with gray hair smother and slather moist, mushy matzah with there shlongs on there buttcheeks.
Harold gave a me a Jewish steamroller lastnight. I had to shower twice.
The act of shitting in some ones mouth and swapping it between your mouths multiple times
Me and drake performed the Culombian steamroller at school