A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.
"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."
verb:
The act or practice of masturbating in public view, especially when inadvertent.
adjective:
A descriptor for one who is likely to be caught masturbating in public, or who is known for doing so.
Note: Not to be used as a present participle. "Toobing," therefore, is incorrect. Toobin' is the complete word. One is Toobin', or he (or she!) can be a Toobin', if used as an adjective.
Origins: Used in reference to Jeffrey Toobin, a prominent legal commentator who was caught inadvertently masturbating on a video conference call with his colleagues.
verb: "Ah man, did Marco get caught Toobin' again? That's the fourth time this year!"
adj.: "Do you know Sandy, from accounting? She's a real Toobin', which I find awesome but HR apparently doesn't approve."
1- n. Wanker. Also, one who masturbates during Zoom meetings.
2 - v. Masturbating
That dude is a Toobin.
I can’t believe that dude is Toobin on Zoom.
Getting caught masturbating on webcam
Jeffery was toobin On a zoom call
The act of accidentally masturbating in front of work colleagues on a Zoom call.
Jeffery was fired when he got caught Toobin during the weekly zoom meeting.
Spanking your monkey on a ZOOM call and thinking Mute turned your camera off.
Guy was Toobin during the staff meeting.
The New Yorker star writer and CNN chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin exposed himself on a Zoom call — and has now been suspended from the magazine, a report said Monday.
Jill: sup?
Jack: chillin.
Jill: u toobin?
Jack: yah