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Derived from the term tootie meaning girls vagina, anytime you run your mouth in fanstasy football and then lose by at least 50 points.
Paul trash talked a lot before their matchup, but Jim ended up giving him a Tootie Blasting.
The physiological activity in which one is engaged during an episode of increased fart frequency.
"How's your night goin'?"
"Eh, so so. The dog's poppin' tootie tonight and it is real bad"
A guy who farts whenever he sees a particular individual. Specifically while near food.
Tootie boy attacked again at the cafeteria today, and boy did it stink.
When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.
John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.
when you fart while asking for a booty call
- vanessa from MO
Guy 1:Man, last night I was calling Vanessa to try and hit and I totally had a Tooty Booty Call! She laughed and told me she was tired, think I ruined my chances..
Guy 2: Hahaha, you fuckin loser!
This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
A cute way of referring to pink eye. Specifically used when contracted after your eye come in contact with your partners butthole hairs. Commonly occurs when eating a woman's pussy from behind.
"Did you shower after dropping that deuce? Or did we do the nasty medieval style? No? I wished you would have warned me cause I think you gave me tootie eye. At least use wet wipes next time. Tootie eye is serious business."