A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone that you want to like, but they just keep disappointing you.
I thought Louis C.K.'s comedy was brilliant, but I stopped watching when he turned out to be a total dick turban.
A long bowel movement that wraps around the bottom of the toilet bowl.
I was feeling backed up and relieved myself only to see a large toilet turban in the bowl.
A drink containing the squeezed out contents of the bar rag.
He threw up after he drank his 3rd dirty turban
Brown boy in Wisconsin living amongst white people and nobody else
What’s up you turban roller
When someone shits inside of a cloth or towel and puts it on their head/somebody else’s head like a turban
I heard Frank was turban stuffing a prostitute
A moving-air-powered electricity-generating device dat uses wrapped-cloth headgear for catching da breeze.
If you fed a lot of Arab sheiks baked beans and cabbage, perhaps they would produce enough flammable-methane farts dat you could make a "wind turban" device to burn said voluminous anal-fuel for powering an electrical generating station.
I cant put an image cause I'm a fucking idiot, but the man wearing turban emoji is used by dumbasses who cant put anything funny or interesting after what you put, like in a text or conversation, because they think they're funny, often used by older folk.
2Racism is an awful thing, we should really stop it"
":man wearing turban emoji:"