A fork of Rural Dictionary
An above averaged sized penis that someone receives once a year. A rare occasion leading to euphoric feeling.
That dude I hooked up with last night, holy shit. Vacation dick.
Sometimes I just need a vacation dick.
A penis of epic proportions. Not something a female could take everyday. Typically reserved for special occasions. An example being vacation
"Damn Shawna, what happened to you?"
"Nothing bad. Just got that vacation dick."
Person 1: I took on that vacation dick
Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday
The opposite of a boyfriend dick ( rather large ) that you can't have on a daily basis
I had the vacation dick last night
Dick so large that any sex is extremely hot, yet very intense. Vacation dick can leave one incredibly exhausted from too much pleasure. Such sex is only good for one or two night stands on vacation.
"Hey Sarah, why did you stop seeing David? I thought you said the sex was incredible."
"Oh, it was! But you know... he had vacation dick and wanted to have sex every night. Shit got too intense for me! I need to get some boyfriend dick.
The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.
Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.