Country Dictionary

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tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package

Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?

by Easy rock October 25, 2019

Bacon Hole

When you use a pipe cleaner to twist your dick into a curly pig tail and then proceed to turn her butt into a bacon hole.

I made her squeal like a pig when I got my curly dick into her bacon hole!

by AbominableBoMan May 23, 2017

bake my bacon

When you leave your cock inside while she gets wet and greasy.

Hey girl, you ready to bake my bacon?

by Luüb October 11, 2020

elijah bacon

The best guy in the world so hot and sexy he could have all the girls but has one

Wow he's so Elijah bacon.

by 😆 LOL July 07, 2017

slap bacon

Having sex with no protection

You slap bacon last night with that hoe?

by Pretty Gang March 08, 2015

Deserve a piece of bacon

To receive earn or wish for a reward after completing a task.

"Well done on the report"
"Thank you, at the very least I deserve a piece of bacon for it"

by Oshi.... December 10, 2023