A fork of Rural Dictionary
June 22nd is Annoy Your Friend Day (AYFD)! Pester them all you want. Doesn't have to be just one friend, annoy them all! They can get mad, but that's exactly what you want on AYFD!
Tom: "Hey, did you know it's Annoy Your Friend Day?"
Tim: "Nobody cares."
Tom: "That's annoying!"
So, drive your car into my garage means slide that throbbing cock into my hot, wet love tunnel (vagina).
I’m so horny and I need you to drive your car into my garage, otherwise, I will burst. NOW! Peddle to the metal!
I had to end the argument early, so I shit in your ass to show dominance.
Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures
My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend
when you tell someone when they when someone to tell them someone to when tell them to get more bitches like yknow
"Hey Michael, put your cat on the mic"