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The shits

When you really need to take a dump.

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food Me: Nah man I got the shits

by Crabtastic November 17, 2014

The Shits

When you are shitting really really badly, to the point of it being something like constipation or diarrhea.

1: "Dude, I ate so much fiber. I am having the shits so badly!" 2: "It's because you downed that whole bag of almonds!"

by SomeonetookMax January 25, 2025

The Shit

Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.

Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls? Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.

by Maddawg G August 09, 2009

The shits

1. Giving you trouble. 2. Diarrhea

1. A. Everytime I watch the news they give me the shits. It's always pissing me off. 1.B. The new enemies in this game are really hard I heard, when I get to that part it's probably going to give me the shits. 2. I had to call off work today, because I got the shits and can't leave the bathroom.

by PutridCarcass May 04, 2018

THE SHIT

The best title a men could own having this name typically implies this man has some huge ass balls there real name is typically Emmett and with this title you get cool catchphrase such as want a award

You see this guy Ya he’s the shit

by Zahlerboy19 April 22, 2021

The shit

Big man with some massive balls this is the best title a man could get the his name starts with e or a this man has some catchphrases such as you want a award

Yo he is the shit

by Zahlerboy19 April 22, 2021