A fork of Rural Dictionary
Better than some of your fans and if I got the credit I deserved it would be better than ALL of your fans.
Hym "You know, it's funny in the boys had them can't 'You don't speak for us' but I've never purported to speak for anyone. But you're perfectly fine when it's the other way around. You're fine lecturing the guy that sit and plays video-games all day or the incel. You're perfectly fine speaking for them. Look at YOUR life. A crowd-funded delusional existence where you get to walk around claiming to be Jesus. If the rich are the best of us than everyone is worthless. You all need to be brought to 0. That's where you deserve to be.
The feeling of irritation that develops when one is attempting to concentrate on a task and is repeatedly interrupted by another person who is scrolling through social media and wants to share something interesting they have come across.
Hubby kept sticking his phone in my face showing me funny cat videos on Instagram this morning while I was trying to fill out this week's production build spreadsheet for work, and now I have a serious case of look fatigue.
A way to tell someone to be ready for something bad to come when you are not in a good position to fight back.
Bullied guy( lets call him Ivan): *talks*
friend of bullied guy (lets call him Max): Ivan, look out the window, the delinquents are coming for you...
Ivan: Oh sh*t, WHAT Do I DO??
When you wake up in the morning and look ugly as fuck and know it but don’t want to confirm it
Damn I bet I look like yesterday’s shit! Well I’m too scared to look anyways! I’m way too shook to look
A guy who's so damn gorgeous and sexy you dont trust yourself not to attack him even if he has a girlfriend
Ryan is dangerously good-looking. I probably shouldn't be left alone with him.
You
You are the person who is looking at this
You're gonna be the sexiest mother fucker
I'm gonna be looking friday