Country Dictionary

hood bath

(V) When you splash through a puddle and there is a ratchet hanging by the bus stop.

I was driving thru the hood and saw a stankin ratchet standing next to a puddle and I cleaned her up with a hood bath.

Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

See also; The bee's knees, the dog's bollocks

Wow this club is cream under the hood!

Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .

My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .