A fork of Rural Dictionary
Only thy select few can prosper through thy world , thy farmer mine da hoes and barney, thy select prosper only under 2 condition farmers only and tinder is sin. (Private Ryan 1:7) Thee shall always meme before ye shall cream (K) (Private Ryan 1:8) Thou shalt not pass through the gate of heaven without committing the crime o’ murder. (DB Private Ryan 1:9) If thee can’t not understand the suffering of thyself, thyself must commit suicide. (DB Private Ryan 1:10) For the Holy Lord has understood thy suffering. The Holy Lord has gone through thy own suffering. (DB Private Ryan 1:11) The Holy Son felt thy pain of betrayal. Thy fail Triple N or no nut November will be sentence to being nurtured by Marge, in hell you burn in your semen . If they who loses faith in-wishes upon forgiveness of Hoda he may look no further than faith in the holy Obama prism. If thy shall counterfeit of thy holy n word pass you will be burning in hell if you say the n word o fake. Though Obama prism is the only legal supply of n word pass, of premium hard R he grants it as a blessing of the fifth.
A chode, with foreskin that covers the whole head.
I play one eye peekaboo with my uncircd chode. I pull back on the extra foreskin, pop my one eye willy out, which is 3" long, but 8" around.
“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms
someone who is very fat/obese and their face is wider in length than it is long.
OMG look at "smithys" chode features!
When someone who has a chode touches one another, and it spreads to the next guy witch now he has a chode
Johnny: Oh my god I have a chode?!! Mike: don’t touch me I’ll get the chode virus,,
If someone with a chode touches you, you have the “chode virus” and your sick will be the size of a 1x1 logo piece.
Damn Ryer you have the chode virus
When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)
I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode