A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who likes titty-dicks, lives with his mom and likes to suck dick
Dude, that guy is a total Brandon paxton
When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.
Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.
When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.
When someone says an offensive joke which offends many people
yo dude that was offensive, such a Brandon-joke
When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.
Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.
Brandon McMillian is a word to describe somebody that is worthless, and will amount to nothing over the course of his sad life. It is also used to describe people who have no friends and want to kill themselves.
‘’OMG, I feel like such a Brandon McMillian right now! I am a worthless piece of shit and all I do is take up space and air that could have been used for somebody that actually does something productive!’’
A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore
Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.
Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.