Country Dictionary

When you fuck up a sentence either while writing or speaking Spanish.

Fuck, you just pulled a bacon friend...

The action of killing a police officer

The defense attorney is trying to get Jason off the hook for capital murder. He was accused for frying bacon in a shootout with 5-0

The act of shoving random items up your ass, while screaming “ ding dong the witch is dead”

Jason was commiting bacon in your ass when he shoved a toy tractor up his ass.

Means there is a cop near by

You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

A security guard

Guy: Your not even Bacon bits your SIMULATED bacon bits!

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon