A fork of Rural Dictionary
Best school if you dont go to this school man you suck at life
wow i go to school of modern skills i am cool
A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living
I go to twin river public schools
home of the ginger toilet jerkers and tiny ass edgars
also girls with eyes so far apart you could land a plane there
person 1: have you heard about jonah?
person 2: yeah that guy is weird he probably goes to north kitsap high school
when someone joins a school, and instead of adapting to the new environment and making new friends, they latch onto one person and only talk to/ follow them around. they may briefly interact with this person’s other friends, but will not try to become real friends with them.
during break, at parties, or meet ups they will only stay next to their target.
this usually takes the form of a romantic/sexual relationship that develops at an unusually fast rate at the beginning of the school year, but can also be platonic.
an infected person will become dependent on their host, as they are their only form of social and physical connection in the school and they cannot afford to lose it.
there is currently no cure for this syndrome, and the infected must try to overcome the anxiety of a new school and make other friends, as if the relationship falls apart they will be left completely isolated and alone in the school.
“hey did you see that the new kid Jess is already dating Brad, even though theyve only known each other for a month”
“yeah, she’s definitely got new school syndrome”
A school hunny is someone who is super attracted to you and someone who wants to be yours but low-key has a girlfriend or boyfriend
A place of hoeś and loud asś trucks also the squatted four runner
When I pull up to west stanly high school I see that one green four runner
In cedar springs high school there are faggots, queers and woman. The woman fucking suck donkey ass NO CAP!
dude in cedar springs high school: Hey
girl: I have a boyfriend
dude: let's just be friends then
girl: Nah your Hella ugly