A fork of Rural Dictionary
Something totally crazy or absurd
Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
The captain is a TV show character from BBC ghosts that can be found on the British Broad Casting network. He does not have a name that we (the viewers) know of but it has been teased throughout the series, and he usually just goes by the military name Captain (Cap for short.) Many people have tried to guess captains name and have guessed at Frederick or Teddy but we are never certain.
Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)
Person one: The captain was pretty fruity in that last episode dont you thing
Person two: I think he likes woman
Person one: and I think I need new friends
The man himself, the one who brings high quality booze with him to every party and get together, the one who influences the bros to get dummy lit. Whenever alcohol is involved, the captain leads our crew and he steers us straight into boozy adventure.
"Oh Captain, my Captain!" -The only proper way to greet the legend himself
"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."
When a girl goes down on you in a hot tub and as you cum and convulse she stays sucking causing her to dunk her head underwater until you finish.
That girl was The Captain, she went down like a champ
the very gay closeted guy from bbc ghosts played by my beloved ben willbond.
person 1: hey do u like the captain from ghosts?
person 2: yes he is my husband
45th president of the United States and WEF stooge, Donald Trump. Named so due to Operation Warpspeed.
"WAKAWOOGA MAGAMOOGA TRUST THE PLAN! DVRK MVGV TRVMP!"
"You're still on the TrumpTrain after Captain Warpspeed has done jackshit to help Julian Assange?"
A Man just trying to do his job but is unfortunately surrounded by immature, childish men of similar age that are nothing but lazy liars.
So I guess you have to be captain again tonight because those useless wankers are on.