A fork of Rural Dictionary
The absolute most impressive guy on Earth. also means crack head
I wish i could be Brandon Michael Stovall
an idiot that can't grow a beard
Brandon Zachary can't grow a beard. What an idiot
An amazing and kind and funny person and many more they deserve the world and are the best person ever they are a life changer in a good way x
Brandon Donnelly is a amazing person
The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
When you have been watching Biden memes for too long and you start falling up the stairs and making no sense at all.
Jose:*falls up stairs
Johny:You good bro?
Jose:"I fly like a little birdie and crawl on the floor like a toaster..."
Johny:"Bro, u've been Brandonized."
He’s a really good friend. Brandon is really active and crazy in the best way possible. Even though he’s struggling through hardships, he still makes time for his friends. He knows how to make everyone laugh and have a good time. He’ll stay by your side his whole life.
Brandon Jacobson is a really funny person!
Stupid gay retarded wannabe who say's water doesn't exist but at the same time say's it's still there to be Brandon is to be autistic to the worst degree and frankly should kill themselves as soon as possible
Guy 1: hey dude did you know scientifically you can't see water?
Guy 2: yes you can you dumbass it's clear but you can still see it stop being a Brandon sadler