Country Dictionary

Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.

John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain

The act of a woman farting into your mouth after intercourse. Some spooge may or may not be involved.

Wow, Wendy was incredible last night but to top it all off, she gave me a Canadian Breath Mint afterwards to help me sleep.

You freeze a Canadian fish and stick your dick through it to have sex. Proceed to fuck through the fish

I totally gave her Canadian narwhal last night

: rare

: beautiful girls

: cute jeans and cute pussy

- Wow! Isabelle and Kammi are real French Canadian girls. - Yeah, those girls are the best.

American English written using British spelling and including some token franglais.

Is Canadian English closer to British or American? No. And oui.

When you stick your thumb inside a girls asshole and you stick your fist into her pussy and shake her like a smoothie.

If you don’t stop I’ll Canadian Blender your mom!

when you pour liquid bleach up your anal cavity, then visiously farting it out like a geyser

dude did you see that Canadian Snowstorm last night? I couldn't even walk on the floor after, because of a slipping hazard.