Country Dictionary

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asian takeout

What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.

Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.

by That one nigger March 21, 2018

Asian navigation

When your Asian friend is too good at navigating

Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)

by Tomthebomb December 08, 2019

asian fury

Asian fury is the worst kind of fury. No fury surpasses it. If you see an asian start to display the signs of asian fury, it’s in your best interest to leave and stay outside of a 50 ft radius from the asian. Asian fury will wreak havoc on anyone who stays within the allotted distance. The only people who can harness asian fury are full asians and half asians.

That asian fury is the worst. I just got wrecked by it.

by asians>gingers October 18, 2017

asian pizza

A pizza mostly featuring dead animals and being disgusting. Also a video made by Filthy Frank, as one of the "Cooking Raps" videos.

Person 1: I made some Asian pizza yesterday to piss PETA off.

Person 2: Wow, that's fucking disgusting and filthy.

by JustWantedFood August 06, 2017

Caucasian-Asian

Like a white "Tiger-Mom"; A white person who adopts Asian cultural characteristics, especially in regards to perfectionism, discipline, and disappointment when their children are not perfect.

My mom is a Caucasian-Asian.

by Sanie Tizer February 07, 2022

Caucasian-Asian

Like an "Asian tiger mom". A white person who has adopted Asian cultural characteristics.

My mom is a Caucasian-Asian; I must be perfect.

by Sanie Tizer February 07, 2022

bleach an Asian

When a white person has sexual relations with a person of Asian decent

"dude my biggest fantasy is to bleach an Asian"

"Yeah man you should it's absolutely incredible"

by Clayinator666 July 27, 2023