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Have to give your friend money (5 dollar)

-Its November 13, you have to give me money
-okey?

Shove a blow dryer down your friend's throat day. This is the day where you get to go up to your friend and shove a blow dryer down their throat.

Guy 1 with a blow dryer: Hey it's November 13
Guy 2: Fuck

National punch your tall friends day

Hi tall friend today is november 13 which means

bam your tall friend has been punched

The day when the Gummy Bear album releases. It was announced in 2007, but it ONLY released in 2019. It has hit songs like "Dame La Gomita", "The Gummy Bear Song (K-Pop Version)" and even "I Am Bear".

Gummy Bear Fan: Have you heard the news? The Gummy Bear album releases November 13, 12 years after Gummibär's debut album!
Gummy Bear Hater: I'm now a Gummy Bear fan. I'll be sure to look for it on stores.

Best mf day of the year bc I was born :^

Omg guess what its November 13th it's all the cool peoples birthday

WHEN THE GUMMY FUCKING BEAR ALBUM COMES OUT AHAHHAHAHAHH GET READY BUTCH

november 13 = friday the 13

November 13th is National Stangela Day! Express your love for the ship Stangela as much as possible on this day, especially the two themselves, Angela and Steffen. If you are named Angela or Steffen, and know someone with the name Angela or Steffen, go ahead and ask them out on sight. You guys are meant to be together. Thank me later for giving you a boyfriend.

“Omg! Look it’s an Angela and Steffen! Even if they got together 5 seconds ago today, November 13, they will last for 1000000000 years! I know it.”