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cheez whiz

bees wax, business, the inside scoop, just a funny phrase used to describe a weird situation's business.

1: "did you hear about how Stacy ralphed in the punch bowl at Todd's party last weekend?"

2: "nah bro, but that sounds like some serious cheez whiz."
1: "hey, what are you doing? you look super concentrated."
2: "i'm re-establishing communism, mind your own cheez whiz."

by Stereotypical Bassist #06 January 03, 2022

Triple Whopper wit cheez

It pertains to the size and phatness of a hoe's behind.

"Damn let me get that triple whopper wit cheez"

by Wilip Philliam November 14, 2014

crushing my cheez-its

being mad at something or someone

you’re crushing my cheez-its right now

by cyan04 June 18, 2019

Monterey Jack Cheez-It®

The nastiest flavor of Cheez-It® you could ever find. If you like these, you have issues. I'd rather shove knives in my throat than eat those. DO NOT EAT THIS FLAVOR. You will probably throw up immediately because of how disgusting it is. And for those who like this flavor, YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH YOUR TASTE BUDS.

"I love Cheez-Its! What flavor are those?" "Monterey Jack Cheez-It®.." "I'd rather swallow nails, nevermind."

by NoodlesBabe August 09, 2012

Strappin Down Da Cheeze

Dropping a huge deuce in someones house just before you leave a potluck lunch!

I have to "strap down da cheese before" we leave.

Strappin Down Da Cheeze

by narnold870 October 01, 2010

I put all cheez in me

A phrase explaining a persons love of cheese.

I put all cheez in me. Furthermore any new cheez will also be put in me.

by ManwithAplan. September 12, 2010

Dick Cheeze

A made up thing a girl named Morgan says her boyfriend Matt has.

My boyfriend gets dick cheezea sweat around his balls that I love to drink

by Gimme my juul back May 23, 2018