Country Dictionary

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Circumcised

Originally invented by the Jews, it’s not barbaric get over yourselves! Many girls prefer circumcised because they look nicer. I can give a list of personal friends of mine that have said they prefer it. Being uncircumcised isn’t bad, but don’t be hating on those who are. Maybe I’m biased bc I’m Jewish but who the hell cares.

Person 1: I just got with that guy over there last night Person 2: Omg was he Circumcised? Person 1: yes! Person 2: damn imma have to slide into his dms

by jewgirl May 22, 2023

circumcised

A cut above the rest.

"Casper is circumcised"

by TheUncutPimp November 19, 2022

Electronic circumcision

The act of placing one’s genitals in between the extending cd reader on a desktop and then slamming it shut

Dude Gary just got an electronic circumcision in the school computer room

by Skrompi March 16, 2022

Circumcised Sex

Sex with a person who is circumcised.

If I were a hot girl, I’d reject men who are circumcised. I refuse to have circumcised sex.

by Excrushman January 12, 2025

College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.

Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision

by jacobmetz January 18, 2022

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

Doctor: why are you in hospital? Pacent: my balls where crushed under a car Doctor: Okay that called a roadside circumcision

by Barberella September 01, 2020

roadside circumcision

Where penis or/and testicles are runover by the wheel of a vehicle.

person 1 : I will give you a roadside circumcision Person 2 : are you threatening me Person 1: yes

by Barberella September 01, 2020