A fork of Rural Dictionary
As in, "Keep your scone-grabbers off my stuff"
Heard they had another little scone grabber, thats 3 now!
A man who thinks he is an alpha male, always trying to assert his dominance by forcefully touching women in inappropriate areas. He believes that by treating women like objects and sex toys, he can somehow prove his worth as a man. These men often have a distorted view of gender roles and power dynamics, seeing themselves as entitled to control and possess women however they please.
The ass-grabber who called me a simp ended up being arrested for sexual battery against a woman.
When you reach into a wet pussy and attempt to grab the kidney stones through the urethra
"How do you not know what an Aqua Grabber is?"
"Well actually I have had a few previous experiences with aqua grabbing myself"
The female friend of a groom-to-be who decides to confess her love for him in a last ditch effort, at the worst possible time - right before or near the end of engagement.
Candace isn't coming to the wedding anymore; she turned out to be a groom grabber and confessed her love after she got the wedding invitation.
The act performed by a woman in which the man's pork (phallus) is grabbed by the woman and squeezed till red/purple. Generally considered as an act of sexual perversion.
John: Me and this girl from my estate got up to some pretty crazy shit last night.
Barry: Oh yeahh, go on?
John: Yeah she was biting my ear and slapping my arse for like 15 minutes! Turns out she was a pork grabber, squeezed it so hard the end nearly burst off, but trust me: It was great.
Barry: That's just weird dude.