A fork of Rural Dictionary
She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
She is the cutest girl who loves her family very much studies well and look gorgeous then every one . a little princess
And she is "Guru sri"
A couch guru is an individual who lives on your couch and provides nuggets of wisdom, advice, and the dankest weed hook-ups. The couch guru sustains themselves by consuming Mountain Dew, Doritos and porn. Example: the guy on the couch from Half Baked.
My couch guru hooked me up with a new water bong and advised me on how to fix my relationship with my father.
The act of ingesting LSD, Ecstasy, Mushrooms, and then breaking through on DMT at the peak.
Guru flipping is for experienced psychonauts.
An annoying individual who promotes products on TikTok Shop they pretend to own or care about for commission.
They will tell often have terribly annoying acting and say things like "Somebody from Monster is getting fired! Cause you can get 4 packs of white Monster for ONLY 50 VITENAMISE DONG and shipping is only sixteen times the price of the item!"
Son: "Dad, I'm going to start committing war crimes and felonies daily"
Dad: "No worries son, as long as you don't become a TikTok Shop Guru"