A fork of Rural Dictionary
When someone is asked to go on a hike while they are under the influence and then lied to about the duration and difficulty of the hike.
Example/context of Hike Rape
Rapist- “Hey you wanna hike tomorrow it’s only about 2 hours and not that hard”
Victim- (Not even entirely sure what tf they just said) “Sure why not” (Hike proceeds to be 7 hours with multiple near death situations and victim becomes dehydrated to the point of near death )
the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)
“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”
“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”
When you dont fuck with the pussy ass bike trails and youre more than willing to scale a cliff with your bong.
Also at least one hiker in the group must have access to snapchat. Selfies.
Avid hiking (sung)
What do you wanna do?
Me: Avid Hiking
A very experienced hiker, usually by norwegian origin, with very strong opinions on how to do things right ( their way).
We met a real hike-hitler yesterday.
Going to any sort of outdoor nature location with the express purpose of smoking weed and not actually caring about hiking.
Dave said he wanted to go hiking with me but it ended up just being a California hike.
Hiker’s own selective amnesia.
Remembering the “wow” at the top but forgetting the “fuck there’s more” on the trail, making you want to do it again.
-We should redo the same trail because the view was stunning
-Must be your hiking amnesia speaking cuz we nearly died going up
Hiking is a side effect of vigorous hiking, where the tops of your feet ache.
See Ashley, I told you hiking foot was a real thing!