A fork of Rural Dictionary
Intercourse between two people, one of them blast the anus of the other one with a shotgun, picks up the chunks of flesh, puts them in a condom and then shoves the condom in his/her anus.
Holy shit, look at his anus! He must have had a shotgun intercourse
An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.
"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"
woo wednesday+sexual intercourse. this is a phrase used by maroun tarabey it can be used while talking about toes.
person1: i like toes person2: bro gay person1: Shut the fuck up shit the fuck we did Wednesday sexual intercourse
The action of a mail man engaging in sexual intercourse with one of his or her loyal applicants.
Mine was great, I had postual intercourse with my mailman.
An FBI AGENT who is controlled by his DOG to the point when the DOG AND THE AGENT are having SEXUAL RELATIONS the DOG IS ALWAYS THE DOMINANT PARTNER and the DOG can be MALE OR FEMALE. A vehicle for being above the law to CONFISCATE by entering somebody else's COURSE and taking connective past place property that was aquired said legally by the very TARGET of CONFISCATION. A MASTER FLIP as it is quite a BITCH DOING. Severe difficulty in finding a SEX PARTNER for FUCKING.
Well he is finally nude ,says the DOG PRONTO as the FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has been consummated. Now the AGENT'S TURN somehow FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE has a BIG LIGHT of TELEPATHY as implication a PEDOPHILE'S property is always fair game. Behind CLOSED DOORS eventually the exhibitionist FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE is caught because SPATIAL COMPLIANCE is dramatically violated due to the enormous difficulty of penetration and the BLOODY EVIDENCE left BEHIND by the ASSH0LE. ELON says , " if you send any messages through the 'chain of command, you will be immediately terminated from TESLA and it's subsidiaries and FUCKMATE BITCH INTERCOURSE can be an INTERCURSE due to an individual before they can meet anyone has to go through " the ANAL ALAN , the chain of command.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses? Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Dante's Inferno is copilot, gemini and getliner having sexual intercourse
When two people who really love each other come together as one ;)
My mom and her side hoe had mutual intercourse.