A fork of Rural Dictionary
This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze. Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him. This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits. Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch” “I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”
the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.” Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”? Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.” Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.” Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.” cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
They sick just like your father.
I h8 Metallica just like ur dad hates u